Because Nice Furniture Is So Yesterday

Join the dozens who have thrown caution and quality to the wind. Replace your furniture with a one of a kind.

THE DESIGN TEAM

J Mark

J Mark is our lead shitist. Taking older unloved furniture and really adding that what-the-hell-just-happened is his specialty.

C Money

Every team has that coach. C money specializes in really pushing J Mark to that next level. She has a long history of supporting shitty things...she is a Republican